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Posted on 18th Sep at 12:27 AM, with 3,110 notes
"My biggest fear is one day being as oblivious to my children’s sufferings as my parents were to mine"
M.J (via ev—s)
Posted on 17th Sep at 5:18 PM, with 251,889 notes
paintdeath:

three-little-hellsings:

There is a story behind these mugs

How many times
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paintdeath:

three-little-hellsings:

There is a story behind these mugs

How many times

Tagged: #need,
Posted on 17th Sep at 5:18 PM, with 130,035 notes

nilincartierwellsfuyutsukifanfic:

songofages:

This was ad-libbed by the voice actor, Craig Ferguson and they chose to keep it in because they loved it. Kids won’t get it but adults will be thinking “did he just imply what I think he implied?”

And later the director confirmed it.

DeBlois revealed that, the reason Gobber never got married, is because he is homosexual. This makes him the first homosexual character of the franchise, and even DreamWorks itself.

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Posted on 17th Sep at 5:14 PM, with 46,658 notes

pixienightmaregoddess:

And these are the men making decisions in women’s health. Fantastic.

Posted on 17th Sep at 5:03 PM, with 225,479 notes
kireinahana:

spoken-not-written:

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

Wait I’ve seen this
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kireinahana:

spoken-not-written:

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

Wait I’ve seen this

Posted on 17th Sep at 5:03 PM, with 600,906 notes
kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it
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kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

Posted on 16th Sep at 8:21 PM, with 57,974 notes

waitingfortheyellowbird:

Date someone who literally begs to go down on you

Posted on 16th Sep at 7:40 PM, with 170,762 notes
anacondom:

this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said 
"sister, that’s fashion"
and just walked away
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anacondom:

this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said 

"sister, that’s fashion"

and just walked away

Posted on 16th Sep at 7:39 PM, with 100,158 notes

shubbabang:

So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:

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Posted on 16th Sep at 7:30 PM, with 233,752 notes

myotpisgay:

zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

GUNSHOTS DO ECHO.
Believe me, I live in the south. I hear gunshots nearly every day.

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